Primarily occupied as the office’s inflatable punching bag, the Monkey is also universally blamed for almost any problem that arises.
What's your job?
Office Monkey (aka Simian Consultant).
How long have you been with Architecture, Incorporated?
Since they captured me, blew me up, and forced me to sit here.
The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas.
What's your favorite thing about working at Architecture, Incorporated?
The slim, yet ever-present chance for sweet freedom’s release.
What are three words that describe Architecture, Incorporated?
Let. Me. Go.
Who would win in a cage match: David or Joey?
Me. And my revenge will be glorious.