Who we are.

Mr. Beaver

  • David
  • Joey
  • Valentina
  • Charles "Chooch"
  • Mr. Beaver
  • Office Monkey

Every office doesn’t put a taxidermied beaver on staff?

What's your job?

Educator/Philosopher (aka Mascot).

How long have you been with Architecture, Incorporated?

Since back when people actually drank Zima.

What interests do you have outside of work?

Dam building, collecting beaded necklaces, thermonuclear physics.

Favorite book?

Being and Nothingness by Jean-Paul Sartre.

What are three words that describe Architecture, Incorporated?

Erudite. Demiurgic. Valorous.

Who would win in a cage match: David or Joey?

Who cares?